You won't believe who the Sounders are rumored to sign next!

According to many rumors the Sounders are moving in on a giant fish that's sure to make fans excited and bring new life into the whole team and that's... nobody, Yeah big surprise but do you have any of idea how frustrating this is as a writer supposed to follow the Sounders? News is suppose to be the easy to report stuff that gets views. But now I don't have that anymore and I gotta keep pulling articles out of my butt to keep up that work ethic I'm so proud of.

And it'd be 1 thing if we were a young team that haven't reached it's full potential yet then I could live with it as the Sounders will improve. But no we're old and need to make moves and we're sitting on our thumbs. We have young talent but then why ain't we moving the old guys and making some money on them before they're careers are over anyway? They'll never not be legends for the club so let them go and let's only have the good times in our heads. But whatever.